The Spazz Bucket

This blog is called the spazz bucket for a reason – because I spazz here. Be prepared to see hot men, fandom, silly things and the occasional post about my life. Obsessed with THE AVENGERS, Cherik, BBC Sherlock, Rumbelle, Game of Thrones, Firefly and WHATEVER THE ELSE I LIKE THAT DAY. But you’ll mostly see that other stuff.
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jomoswhore:

Belle, please! You can’t go with this beast!

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

yolo-tier:

welcome-to-the-sinners-ball:

imgayitsok:

God bless drag queens.

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cumberbitchsandwich:

joey-gladstone:

nothing-short-of-thankful:

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Alwayth reblog Benny’th sthpider.

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lighthouseaccident:

#and then the parents get up simultaneously to help their kid

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Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?

fuckyeahamurica:

robots-please:

jordanjordanjordanjordan:

01012012:

theneverendingdrums:

stravaganza:

the-ss-destiel:

BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium

no it’s vibranium

you mean FREEDOMIUM

Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?

No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.

westernxsunrise:

goodbye-my-lullaby:

erinastray:

justsaylifefindsaway:

bitmaptoastie:

effyeahsombrero:

mywordsmeannothing:

drowninginapoolofawesome:

foreveriwilllieawake:

yourkencankissmybarbie:

jaideinthesky:

I literally felt like I did not have a choice.

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Honestly scrolled past it, then went back and reblogged it. You can’t deny robin williams.

legit

yeah… pretty much this.

yup

saw this twice, reblogged it twice. Damn you Robin Williams.

yes master williams

He named his daughter Zelda because of the video game series. Least I could do is reblog this picture.

Every time it shows up on my dash.

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